In a results-driven beauty world, mascara tubes can often read like alcohol bottles. In my wild youth, I’d scavenge liquor stores for 101-proof whiskey (oh, how my liver aches just from the memory), but now my vice is “-proof” mascara. When it comes to lash lifting, products promise to be smudge-proof, sweat-proof, sleep-proof, and – oh yes – sex-proof. In…